Don't get caught unawares, especially at the receiving end of a camera...

Take Home food is fun once in a while, now I'm bored. So as I open a half empty Fried Rice with Baby Corn Chilly, I ask, "Mom, where art thou? :("

So I sit for my exam, ready but not quite eager. And then I realize that I need a photograph for my hall ticket or else I'm out. So this is what I do!

Step 1. Rip a photograph off my College ID.
Step 2. Borrow and copy the portion of the stamp OUTSIDE of my photograph into the hall ticket with a quick ink blot.
Step 3. Attach the photograph, aligned hastily but just about adequate.


So I'm elated at my speed as the invigilator comes along, signs on the hall ticket and asks "Aye, Tumhara college card kidhar hai?" Faking a cough, I buy the time of a glass of water to reverse the process.

I have realized that I'm a certified imbalance ala Batman.

Linear Programming does not go well with Murakami. Neither does an exam.